sloshywool - Dominant, Fetisist, Sadist Male

When you try to fuck a My Little Pony character, you need to be careful that you don't break your dick. If they try to give you a hoofjob, and squeeze a bit too hard, splat. Game over. Lap dance? splat. Sex positions where they are on top of you? splat. Human women don't come with that risk, even if that means you will have to settle with something worse. So here i am.