Alpha/Sigma

Quorán találtam ezt a szösszenetet. Megkérek minden világhódító alfát, hogy ne vegye magára. Természetesen mindenek felett állnak! A szórakoztatás kedvéért:

"Alpha chops a piece of wood in half with his bare hand to show dominance.

Betas applaud alpha.

Sigma doesn't care.

Alpha notices, gets upset and challenges sigma to single hand combat.

Betas are now scared.

Sigma confronts alpha and tells the betas to stand back.

Sigma and alpha get into fighting position.

Sigma gestures to the alpha to make the first strike.

Alpha foolishly takes the bait and throws the first punch.

Sigma counter strikes with a solid kick to the alpha's front knee and testicles, followed by a full blown smack to the alpha's nose.

Alpha falls to the ground and starts crying in pain.

Sigma turns to now scared betas and gives them meaningful life advice.

Sigma goes to get the first aid kit and bandages alpha's wounds.

Betas are now confused AF.

Alpha is even more confused than all the betas combined."